Oops

A failure hung a shoelace from the ceiling. He didn’t realize his head wouldn’t fit inside a double knot of bunny ears. He looked in the mirror and spoke every compliment he could think of. He swallowed a bullet then shit it out. He went swimming with fishes. Frustrated, he walked home and got hit by a car.

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